GM GM, Viva la crypto as bears are crying that crypto is dead, wall street is bleeding as the markets digest J Powell’s words and Sams's contagion is still spreading. aaaaand JFC Jimmy C has turned bullish and doesn't see a recession coming...by the laws of...
GMGM,NEWS just in this morning, Caroline has been spotted in a local coffee shop in SoHo Manhattan. Altcoin Daily showed a map in showing she is a 6-minute walk from an FBI field officeAnd this meme sums up those current feels as to how the media is portraying Sam as...
GM serrrs and serrettes yes, Markets pumped following JP’s speech yesterday and the levels of hopium for 50 basis points raise in December are high. Come on Santa, don’t fail us this year with a rally to Valhalla!The research apes have been digging into...
Yoyoyo GMGM Happy Monday and welcome to Alpha Ape #1.Every Monday we’ll be giving you a collection of:• Alpha tweets, • Up-and-coming projects• Governance proposals Without further ado pen and paper at the ready, let’s jump right...
Yoyo, GM to you and Happy belated Thanksgiving!This week again didn’t fail to deliver as Metamask is tracking out IP’s, Bob Iger is back in charge of Disney and Avi got rekt by CRV giga chads.Today, it’s story time as we take a look at the 5 biggest...
Whats going on ladies and gents! Welcome back, happy Monday!We hope you touched some grass and enjoyed the opening night of the World Cup…not a great start for the host nation but plenty room for imporvement. This week in the news we’ve got FOMC members...
GM, GA, GE mates, and Happy Fridays!JFC definitely not touching grass again this weekend as day by day, tweet by tweet, contagion by contagion the SBF FTX drama just keeps on going, like dude…it’s time to stop now! New York Times made him look like the...
Sooooo what a mess this weekend has been. Zero grass has been touched and time spent on Twitter, watching what feels like an episode of Eastenders, has increased by over 9000%. The SBF conspiracy contagion continues to create the biggest crypto crisis in history. This...
Genuinely speechless right now anon. Can’t quite believe the goings-on of this week to be completely honest. We have gone from the high of being in Lisbon at Solana’s Breakpoint conference on the hunt for free t-shirts and snapbacks to the biggest...
God mode has just been initiated as we see two of cryptos titans duke it out pistols at dawn style in a battle royale of the cexes. It’s CZ vs Sam, BNB vs FTT and it’s all being documented in a 280-character tweet. Your bear market blues just got a little...
So Jedi and Dan are on a massive adventure running around Solana Breakpoint in Lisbon like two excitable kids who’ve just seen Santa for the first time. They’re on the hunt for alpha, interviewing the superstars of the future and connecting with industry...
Happy Halloween Mates, we hope you got plenty of treats over the weekend and didn’t get into trouble with the ghosts and go missing! We have a huge week ahead of us with a variety of Fed news and numbers coming up alongside the mid-term elections. It’s...