GMGM,We hope you had a fantastic Christmas and managed to spend some time away from the charts as Bitcoin and Ethereum both stablecoin’d as we enter the final 4 trading days of 2022.Don’t worry anon if you didn’t WAGMI (like us) this year then keep...
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๐ Merry Christmas from blocmates
GMGM,What a year it’s been and it’s still not done yet…thats’s the crazy part of it all.So you’ll just have to wait for the official blocmates 2022 round-up as in the next 7 days we could see even more capitulation, a hopeful moonshoot...
๐ฎโโ๏ธ SBF Extradited, Jimmy's BAYC Trailer & MORE
GMGM we’ve almost made it anon! Christmas is right around the corner and for SBF, Christmas in paradise is officially canceled as he heads back to the USA to walk the walk after talking the talk…and hopefully…no more Twitter space.1) What…2)...
๐ฆ Alpha Ape #4 – Trump 'n' Pump NFTs, Twitter Votes NO to Mario, SBF's new Fox Hill BFF & MORE
GMGM,Trump is making crypto GREAT again with his Trump ‘n’ Pump 45,000 memorial NFT collection of…himself in poses that remind us of Borat’s mankini moment.But before Grayscale and Genesis capitulate, we’ve put together a collection of...
๐ SBF Jailed, Kevin O'Leary Fuds Binance & More
GM GM,It’s been a wild week so far. SBF arrested, Wonderboy FUDs Binance HARD, CPI came in at 7.1% and the FOMC announced a 50 basis points hike but keeps a firm hawkish stance. When will the Christmas Printer Index (CPI) go brrrrrrr again?Today we look at the 3...
๐ฆ Alpha Ape #3 – ChatGPT Twitter Takeover, Arbitrum Alpha & More
GMGMOur World Cup dreams have been crushed (again) and this week is probably one of the most pivotal weeks of the year.SBF speaks in front of Congress Tues/Weds, US CPI numbers on Tues, and the FOMC on Weds followed by the press conference.But before the games begin...
๐ก SBF Ruined Christmas & Cramer is bullish!
GM GM, Viva la crypto as bears are crying that crypto is dead, wall street is bleeding as the markets digest J Powell’s words and Sams's contagion is still spreading. aaaaand JFC Jimmy C has turned bullish and doesn't see a recession coming...by the laws of...
๐ฆ Alpha Ape #2 – Caroline Spotted! Berachain is real? & More
GMGM,NEWS just in this morning, Caroline has been spotted in a local coffee shop in SoHo Manhattan. Altcoin Daily showed a map in showing she is a 6-minute walk from an FBI field officeAnd this meme sums up those current feels as to how the media is portraying Sam as...
๐ฆนโโ๏ธ Bitboys End Game: The "For The People" Crypto Bill
GM serrrs and serrettes yes, Markets pumped following JP’s speech yesterday and the levels of hopium for 50 basis points raise in December are high. Come on Santa, don’t fail us this year with a rally to Valhalla!The research apes have been digging into...
๐ฆ Alpha Ape #1 – Bitboy the holiday'ing bounty hunter
Yoyoyo GMGM Happy Monday and welcome to Alpha Ape #1.Every Monday we’ll be giving you a collection of:• Alpha tweets, • Up-and-coming projects• Governance proposals Without further ado pen and paper at the ready, let’s jump right...
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ The Top 5 Contagion Events in November
Yoyo, GM to you and Happy belated Thanksgiving!This week again didn’t fail to deliver as Metamask is tracking out IP’s, Bob Iger is back in charge of Disney and Avi got rekt by CRV giga chads.Today, it’s story time as we take a look at the 5 biggest...
๐ Vitalik inspires CZ to practice safe CEX
Whats going on ladies and gents! Welcome back, happy Monday!We hope you touched some grass and enjoyed the opening night of the World Cup…not a great start for the host nation but plenty room for imporvement. This week in the news we’ve got FOMC members...