GMGM welcome back to the wonderful world of crypto! Hope you enjoyed touching grass over the holidays as we certainly did. Back in action now with a new layout to the newsletter to bring you more in-depth TLDR straight-to-the-point info-tainment.In a parallel...
And that’s a wrap folks!2022 gave us everything from unimaginable levels of fraud, insider trading, political payoffs, multiple trillion-dollar dumps the weirdest love story we’d all like to forget AND a few green candles from excitable bulls being used as...
GMGM,We hope you had a fantastic Christmas and managed to spend some time away from the charts as Bitcoin and Ethereum both stablecoin’d as we enter the final 4 trading days of 2022.Don’t worry anon if you didn’t WAGMI (like us) this year then keep...
GMGM,What a year it’s been and it’s still not done yet…thats’s the crazy part of it all.So you’ll just have to wait for the official blocmates 2022 round-up as in the next 7 days we could see even more capitulation, a hopeful moonshoot...
GMGM we’ve almost made it anon! Christmas is right around the corner and for SBF, Christmas in paradise is officially canceled as he heads back to the USA to walk the walk after talking the talk…and hopefully…no more Twitter space.1) What…2)...
GMGM,Trump is making crypto GREAT again with his Trump ‘n’ Pump 45,000 memorial NFT collection of…himself in poses that remind us of Borat’s mankini moment.But before Grayscale and Genesis capitulate, we’ve put together a collection of...
GM GM,It’s been a wild week so far. SBF arrested, Wonderboy FUDs Binance HARD, CPI came in at 7.1% and the FOMC announced a 50 basis points hike but keeps a firm hawkish stance. When will the Christmas Printer Index (CPI) go brrrrrrr again?Today we look at the 3...
GMGMOur World Cup dreams have been crushed (again) and this week is probably one of the most pivotal weeks of the year.SBF speaks in front of Congress Tues/Weds, US CPI numbers on Tues, and the FOMC on Weds followed by the press conference.But before the games begin...
GM GM, Viva la crypto as bears are crying that crypto is dead, wall street is bleeding as the markets digest J Powell’s words and Sams's contagion is still spreading. aaaaand JFC Jimmy C has turned bullish and doesn't see a recession coming...by the laws of...
GMGM,NEWS just in this morning, Caroline has been spotted in a local coffee shop in SoHo Manhattan. Altcoin Daily showed a map in showing she is a 6-minute walk from an FBI field officeAnd this meme sums up those current feels as to how the media is portraying Sam as...
GM serrrs and serrettes yes, Markets pumped following JP’s speech yesterday and the levels of hopium for 50 basis points raise in December are high. Come on Santa, don’t fail us this year with a rally to Valhalla!The research apes have been digging into...
Yoyoyo GMGM Happy Monday and welcome to Alpha Ape #1.Every Monday we’ll be giving you a collection of:• Alpha tweets, • Up-and-coming projects• Governance proposals Without further ado pen and paper at the ready, let’s jump right...