🗞 Market commentary.Good morning Base yolo’ers and (hopefully not) rug pull victims,Where do we even start?Too many projects to list have been exploitedThe SEC is hunting Pulsechain and HEX founder Richard HeartBALD dev might be SBFFTT token pumps on...
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🤖 Will trading bots kill perps dexes?
🗞 Market commentary.Good morning trading bot experts,Yes, the narrative in crypto is still heavily geared towards trading bots as they continue to gain traction and adoptions across the block. It’s a narrative that’s been around for some time with...
😱 What in the WORLDcoin?!
🗞 Market commentary.Good morning world larp explorers,In case you’ve been touching grass recently:Crypto animal racing became a thingZucks get his Brazilian Jiu Jitsu blue bet whilst Musk trains the Walrus Attack Twitter becomes X Coingecko creates a...
🐧 The ARKM airdrop and Pengiuns in Space?!
💬 Market commentary.Good morning, afternoon or evening from wherever in the world you are from!Arkham’s been the talk of the town (again) and not for the fact that their “Intel Exchange” went live, which allows users to set bounties for...
🥹 Mantle goes live
🗞 Market commentary.GM LARPs,ETH CC kicks off this week, we’ll be expecting big announcements and plenty of FOMO. Keep your fingers crossed the market doesn’t dump as we all remember what happened when ETH Denver opened up with a cheery...
🕵️♀️ The FEDs are moving BTC
🗞 Market commentary.GM you legend and welcome back!Before we get stuck into the fundamentally important topics of the week, just give us a sec for a quick update from us at blocmates.Two BIG announcements… If you’ve noticed, we’re back to...
👻 AAVE launches GHO (finally…almost)
GM Legends,As I sit here writing this the market makers are letting Bitcoin teleport back through $31,400 whilst Ethereum looks like it’s ready for a sneak attack back to $2,100.Solana clips $20 again as the dino defi coins, COMP, LTC, XEC and AAVE all continue...
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🦧 Bitcoin to $31,000?! 3 Reasons WHY it's Pumping
GMGM Happy Monday!Isn’t it a beautiful sight?! Seeing the first god-like green candle on the Bitcoin weekly close in MONTHS! Is it a bear market rally? Probably, so take advantage, pay yourself and enjoy the loot whilst it’s here.It’s a fun one today...
🦧 Winklevoss vs Barry = Market Capitulation?!
GMGM, Happy Thursday Frens!Today is a big day and depending on when you read this the market will have reacted to the latest CPI numbers from the FED. Soft landing? Bear trap? or the start of a Q1 bull run into earnings season?!But before all that, let’s take a...
🔥 5 Hot Narratives in 2023, blocmates vs VC & MORE
GMGM, Happy Monday Friend!Okok so this is a long one today looking at blocmates Top 5 2023 Narratives, VC Top 5 2023 Narratives and a few bonus ideas to keep an eye on.Impactful week this week with J Powell speaking on Tuesday, followed by CPI numbers on...