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πŸ€” Are you ready to WAGMI?

πŸ€” Are you ready to WAGMI?

🗞 Market commentary.And a Grand Morning to you,Right, there’s a lot of drama that’s been happening on crypto Twitter recently so we’re going to dive right in. Bitboy begs for shillings and, at the time of writing, has had the crypto...

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🎰 A 50M Bet on Arbitrum

🎰 A 50M Bet on Arbitrum

🗞 Market commentary.G’Day fellow REKtember bag holder,Guess who’s back? Dani’s back, back again and WAGMI.Or at least it might be time that we all WAGMI as Popsicile Finance and the ICE token has melted away to become the WAGMI token and DeFi...

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πŸ€‘ I'm Bored… Let's Gamblefi

πŸ€‘ I'm Bored… Let's Gamblefi

🗞 Market commentary.GM LegendsBoredom and gambling. Two words that can be used interchangeably as REK-tember has so far begun to live up to its name. August saw on-chain DEX volumes dwindle to levels we haven’t seen since December 2020. These...

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🐳 Who is this Bitcoin Whale?

🐳 Who is this Bitcoin Whale?

🗞 Market commentary.A fresh-faced GM to you,Nvidia is in charge, it’s the market dominator, the holy grail of stonks and AI-brypto as the AI narrative-driving chip maker posted better-than-expected earnings yesterday (potentially) proving that this AI...

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🀝 Print ETH with Friends (Tech)

🀝 Print ETH with Friends (Tech)

🗞 Market commentary.Yo Fren,What do you get when you combine the greatest technological revolution and your BFF’s?Yeah, you’re one of us if you said “getting rugged in the casino” BUT today it’s all about good frens making good...

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πŸ‘€ It's Boom or Bust for Bitcoin

πŸ‘€ It's Boom or Bust for Bitcoin

🗞 Market commentary.To you, the market participant, I wish you a very good morning, afternoon or eveningWell, this week hasn’t fallen short of bullish updates, rugs and, of course, market makers dumping their bags on us.Coinbase, we said on Tuesday, is...

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πŸ”΅ The New L2 Wars: Base vs SHIB

πŸ”΅ The New L2 Wars: Base vs SHIB

🗞 Market commentary.Legends of the grass once touched, Good Morning!Ryoshi, is that you bro? Thanks for reading The Ape Enclosure! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.Are you trolling us or is this time different?We’re expecting...

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🏦 The CRV Wars Pt 2: The OTC OGs

🏦 The CRV Wars Pt 2: The OTC OGs

🗞 Market commentary.GM CURVE-aceous market remainders,Over 59+ million CRV tokens have been sold OTC to OG’s and anons to help Curve Finance Founder Michael (Mich) Egrovo pay off his loans and stop the whole of DeFi from imploding on itself.You could...

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