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๐ฆง Bitcoin to $31,000?! 3 Reasons WHY it's Pumping
GMGM Happy Monday!Isn’t it a beautiful sight?! Seeing the first god-like green candle on the Bitcoin weekly close in MONTHS! Is it a bear market rally? Probably, so take advantage, pay yourself and enjoy the loot whilst it’s here.It’s a fun one today...
๐ฆง Winklevoss vs Barry = Market Capitulation?!
GMGM, Happy Thursday Frens!Today is a big day and depending on when you read this the market will have reacted to the latest CPI numbers from the FED. Soft landing? Bear trap? or the start of a Q1 bull run into earnings season?!But before all that, let’s take a...
๐ฅ 5 Hot Narratives in 2023, blocmates vs VC & MORE
GMGM, Happy Monday Friend!Okok so this is a long one today looking at blocmates Top 5 2023 Narratives, VC Top 5 2023 Narratives and a few bonus ideas to keep an eye on.Impactful week this week with J Powell speaking on Tuesday, followed by CPI numbers on...
๐ฆ What is LSD & why do I see a BTRFLY?!
GMGM welcome back to the wonderful world of crypto! Hope you enjoyed touching grass over the holidays as we certainly did. Back in action now with a new layout to the newsletter to bring you more in-depth TLDR straight-to-the-point info-tainment.In a parallel...
The blocmates Crypto '22 Review, Outlook for 2023 & MORE
And that’s a wrap folks!2022 gave us everything from unimaginable levels of fraud, insider trading, political payoffs, multiple trillion-dollar dumps the weirdest love story we’d all like to forget AND a few green candles from excitable bulls being used as...
๐ง NFT FUD for y00ts & DeGods, What SBFs Bond really means & MORE
GMGM,We hope you had a fantastic Christmas and managed to spend some time away from the charts as Bitcoin and Ethereum both stablecoin’d as we enter the final 4 trading days of 2022.Don’t worry anon if you didn’t WAGMI (like us) this year then keep...
๐ Merry Christmas from blocmates
GMGM,What a year it’s been and it’s still not done yet…thats’s the crazy part of it all.So you’ll just have to wait for the official blocmates 2022 round-up as in the next 7 days we could see even more capitulation, a hopeful moonshoot...
๐ฎโโ๏ธ SBF Extradited, Jimmy's BAYC Trailer & MORE
GMGM we’ve almost made it anon! Christmas is right around the corner and for SBF, Christmas in paradise is officially canceled as he heads back to the USA to walk the walk after talking the talk…and hopefully…no more Twitter space.1) What…2)...
๐ฆ Alpha Ape #4 – Trump 'n' Pump NFTs, Twitter Votes NO to Mario, SBF's new Fox Hill BFF & MORE
GMGM,Trump is making crypto GREAT again with his Trump ‘n’ Pump 45,000 memorial NFT collection of…himself in poses that remind us of Borat’s mankini moment.But before Grayscale and Genesis capitulate, we’ve put together a collection of...
๐ SBF Jailed, Kevin O'Leary Fuds Binance & More
GM GM,It’s been a wild week so far. SBF arrested, Wonderboy FUDs Binance HARD, CPI came in at 7.1% and the FOMC announced a 50 basis points hike but keeps a firm hawkish stance. When will the Christmas Printer Index (CPI) go brrrrrrr again?Today we look at the 3...
๐ฆ Alpha Ape #3 – ChatGPT Twitter Takeover, Arbitrum Alpha & More
GMGMOur World Cup dreams have been crushed (again) and this week is probably one of the most pivotal weeks of the year.SBF speaks in front of Congress Tues/Weds, US CPI numbers on Tues, and the FOMC on Weds followed by the press conference.But before the games begin...