🗞 Market commentary.And a Grand Morning to you,Right, there’s a lot of drama that’s been happening on crypto Twitter recently so we’re going to dive right in. Bitboy begs for shillings and, at the time of writing, has had the crypto...
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π° A 50M Bet on Arbitrum
🗞 Market commentary.G’Day fellow REKtember bag holder,Guess who’s back? Dani’s back, back again and WAGMI.Or at least it might be time that we all WAGMI as Popsicile Finance and the ICE token has melted away to become the WAGMI token and DeFi...
π± Crypto's OVER, itβs time to sellβ¦
🗞 Market commentary.… according to Metamask, anyway.GM fellow HODLER, you’re going to need a coffee for this oneOn Tuesday the Metamask team posted the most joyous “exit” message I have ever witnessed that goes beyond the standard copy...
π€ I'm Bored… Let's Gamblefi
🗞 Market commentary.GM LegendsBoredom and gambling. Two words that can be used interchangeably as REK-tember has so far begun to live up to its name. August saw on-chain DEX volumes dwindle to levels we haven’t seen since December 2020. These...
π€ The next multi-billion dollar crypto industry
🗞 Market commentary.Gee to the M apes,Euphoric green candle glory.That’s what happened on Tuesday as Grayscale takes a small win against the SEC.On Tuesday the judge deemed the SEC’s previous rejection of the conversion of the Grayscale Bitcoin...
π Your OnlyFriendsTech Subscription Goes Live
🗞 Market commentary.GM it’s time to shill it and spill it!The markets are a bit boring at the moment which means drama on crypto Twitter is going to run rife as popular market commentator scammer, memecoin shiller and the SBF hunter and social media...
π³ Who is this Bitcoin Whale?
🗞 Market commentary.A fresh-faced GM to you,Nvidia is in charge, it’s the market dominator, the holy grail of stonks and AI-brypto as the AI narrative-driving chip maker posted better-than-expected earnings yesterday (potentially) proving that this AI...
π€ Print ETH with Friends (Tech)
🗞 Market commentary.Yo Fren,What do you get when you combine the greatest technological revolution and your BFF’s?Yeah, you’re one of us if you said “getting rugged in the casino” BUT today it’s all about good frens making good...
π It's Boom or Bust for Bitcoin
🗞 Market commentary.To you, the market participant, I wish you a very good morning, afternoon or eveningWell, this week hasn’t fallen short of bullish updates, rugs and, of course, market makers dumping their bags on us.Coinbase, we said on Tuesday, is...
π΅ The New L2 Wars: Base vs SHIB
🗞 Market commentary.Legends of the grass once touched, Good Morning!Ryoshi, is that you bro? Thanks for reading The Ape Enclosure! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.Are you trolling us or is this time different?We’re expecting...
π€ BTC ETF: Itβs not IF, itβs WEN or is it?
🗞 Market commentary.Good morning gem hunters, on-chain sleuths and YGG profit-eers GG to you degenerates who managed to outplay the cartel as YGG and now DODO perps pumped. It looks like cartel listings are back on the menu this month giving early investors...
π¦ The CRV Wars Pt 2: The OTC OGs
🗞 Market commentary.GM CURVE-aceous market remainders,Over 59+ million CRV tokens have been sold OTC to OG’s and anons to help Curve Finance Founder Michael (Mich) Egrovo pay off his loans and stop the whole of DeFi from imploding on itself.You could...